The Plata-Pissed Desk Mat

$25.00
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Unleash the spirit of barely-contained chaos with the Plata-Pissed Desk Mat. This platypus may be silent, but it’s clearly judging your every click and keystroke. Smooth, durable, and roomy enough for all your desk essentials, it’s the perfect sidekick for gamers, creators, and agents of glorious mayhem. No text needed - this grumpy little beast speaks volumes on its own.

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More details

  • 3 mm thick neoprene
  • Anti-slip backing
Care Instructions:
  • Not machine washable
  • Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
  • Air dry only

Size & Fit

  • 15.5" x 31.5"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.